On this Monday...
1. I may or may not be watching the Bachelor and for the how many-th season be thinking these girls are morons. One girl did just definitely say she felt confident in the relationship because she's "known Sean for a while now" (in an amazingly nasal valley girl voice). Last time I checked the entire Bachelor filming is a whopping six weeks. That's from the first drunken soiree of 25 easy women to the final MOST DRAMATIC PROPOSAL EVER. Seeing as these girls haven't even gone on a home town date yet...they're somewhere around the 3 maybe 4 mark week. And that's a while? Long enough for every single one of them to fall madly in love. Puh-lease! Marry this guy, call me in ten years and tell me how long you knew him before falling in love.
Do I sound jaded? That's certainly not what I'm trying to convey at all.
2. Someone may or may not have told me I look like this Bachelorette
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Thoughts? (Other than I really need a tan)
1. I may or may not be watching the Bachelor and for the how many-th season be thinking these girls are morons. One girl did just definitely say she felt confident in the relationship because she's "known Sean for a while now" (in an amazingly nasal valley girl voice). Last time I checked the entire Bachelor filming is a whopping six weeks. That's from the first drunken soiree of 25 easy women to the final MOST DRAMATIC PROPOSAL EVER. Seeing as these girls haven't even gone on a home town date yet...they're somewhere around the 3 maybe 4 mark week. And that's a while? Long enough for every single one of them to fall madly in love. Puh-lease! Marry this guy, call me in ten years and tell me how long you knew him before falling in love.
Do I sound jaded? That's certainly not what I'm trying to convey at all.
2. Someone may or may not have told me I look like this Bachelorette
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Thoughts? (Other than I really need a tan)
3) I may or may not have eaten green beans straight out of the refrigerator tonight. What!? Yoga and running make me hangry.
4) I may or may not have ruined an otherwise healthy day by trashing up a boxed French Vanilla cake mix with vanilla caramel cappucino mix and cool whip. But I only licked the batter off the spoon!! (so far)
5) I may or may not have taken a nap on both Saturday and Sunday this past weekend.
6) I may or may not have arrived at work this fine Monday morning feeling just grand, had three different people tell me how awful they felt, then left work with a stuffy nose and ready for a really long nap...no, I don't blame it on them. Maybe.
7) I may or may not have a kitchen full of dirty dishes I am totally ignoring to write this post that makes absolutely no sense while I make fun of Bachelorettes and imagine taking a really long nap...
And finally -
8) I may or may not have found out I inadvertently offended someone in a pretty big way last week, and that just sucks. I could make all kinds of excuses, but let's face it - I screwed up, and I'll probably never even get the chance to make amends. No one's perfect and I'm pretty sure no matter how old or "mature" we grow to be, we will always make mistakes, we'll always say/do/think stupid things and people (including ourselves!) will always let us down.
But there's one who won't. And that's no maybe.
OMFG! You are totally the bachelorette Desiree!! I am voting for you! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteoh you look just like her! don't worry that's a good thing, she's so pretty. i legit thought the first pic was a professional photo you'd had done! damn girl.
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